Ben Wiseman - Founder
Went to school long time. Lots of degree. Likes dogs and airplanes. Works hard sometimes. Needs a boat. Needs money to pay for said boat. Give money.
Sydney Wiseman - Chief medical officer
Sydney attended medical school at the University of Virginia. She likes cookies and fetch. She does not always get along with Addie.
Adelaide Wiseman - Marketing Director
Addie is a new comer to the company. She is very pleasant and good with people. She's a total bitch to other dogs though. Watch out!
Homer Simpson - Chief Technology Consultant
Homer is extremely lazy and likes donuts. His wife is a nag and his friends are all drunks. He hasn't done anything worthwhile in almost a decade.